Pencil Aficionados Gifts

I Will Not Chew My Pencil

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Je Suis Charlie

Weapens of Mass Instruction

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Spilled Ink

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

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