Pencil Aficionados Gifts

I Will Not Chew My Pencil

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Teenagers!'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Biro Diversity

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Je Suis Charlie

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Weapens of Mass Instruction

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Spilled Ink

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

Steadman - The Early Years.

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'