'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'
Pen Aficionados Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the passion of pen aficionados? Our collection features unique and clever items perfect for those who love to write, draw, and express their creativity. Whether it's a humorous mug, a stylish t-shirt, or an inspiring print, find something that fuels their passion and makes every pen stroke special.
"Talk nerdy to me."
'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'
baby sweetcorn...
(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)
'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'
Transylvanian backpackers.
'It's a Joan Biro.'
Satya Nutella
Sailor in Car.
Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'
Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.
"Puss in cement boots"
"1-1"
"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."
Motorherd
Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"
The Pink Bantha
Bangers and Mash
A Club Sandwitch.
"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."
"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"
'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).
'I think I have found Mr. Right.'
"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"
Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'
Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?
DUNVOTIN
Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.
'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''
Cat Scan
Tequila Mockingbird
No jay walking.
You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?
Better Not Squash.
Pen Aficionados Gifts Collection
Pen Aficionados Mugs
Explore our collection of witty and creative mugs designed especially for pen aficionados—find the perfect cup for their daily inspiration.
Pen Aficionados Pillows
Add some personality to their space with pillows that feature clever designs for those who love to write and draw.
Pen Aficionados Prints
Find inspiring prints that celebrate the art of writing and sketching—ideal for boosting creativity in any workspace or studio.
Pen Aficionados T-Shirts
Discover stylish and funny t-shirts that speak to pen lovers and creative spirits—great for showing off their passion.