Pens Aficionado Gifts

BANKRUPTCY COURT, 'You mean that's it? -- I don't even get a complimentary ball-point pen?'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Transylvanian backpackers.

Satya Nutella

Sailor in Car.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Motorherd

"1-1"

Bangers and Mash

DUNVOTIN

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Cat Scan

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

No jay walking.

Better Not Squash.

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Shell Fire

Bobbies library of jeans

Litterary Dogs.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."