Pawning Aficionado Gifts

Man getting excited about 'The pawn channel'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Satya Nutella

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"1-1"

Sitting in a tree

Bangers and Mash

Motorherd

Valentine Day

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

DUNVOTIN

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Cat Scan

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

No jay walking.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

Better Not Squash.

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Litterary Dogs.

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Afraid of change - leave it here.