Pun Aficionado Gifts

"Never, ever, think outside the box."

Dickens' First Encounter with a Martini

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

'It's worse than I thought: the frog in your throat has a frog in its throat.'

'Nice to see you again. We must do ants sometime.'

"You may approach the bench."

Dentimony.

8 items or fewer.

'We're here to question mar.'

"So, you're telling me that my assets have been frozen?"

Banoonoos: 'They've been phonetically modified.'

'I heard he was a thesaurus editor.'

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

'Okay, this guy isn't talking. You can kill the headlights Sam.'

Let's learn English.

Berlitz Guide to Dentalese.

Satanic man with 'Know Fear' t-shirt

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'In here, insider trading has a whole new meaning.'

"Okay, I think I've got the general thrust"

'I don't care what the orthodontist says, you're not getting braces!'

"Drawing blood again?"

Hermit crab to snail: '...And that's my life story in a nutshell.'

Shop Lifting/Lift Shopping

'Mrs. McWit, reshelving encyclopedias, slips a disk, proving again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

'Your trumpet solo is coming up. Whatever you do - don't blow it!'

The Mousetrap 'I reviewed it as "Thoroughly unpleasant".'

"She's all plastic."

Lady Doctor: 'I can fit you with a prosthetic.' Dog: 'A faux paw?'

Highway sign: Fortunate, Less Fortunate and Unfortuate.

'That's the trouble with being a termite. You eat yourself out of house and home!'

'I like tennis - I've always been into mixed doubles.'

'Let's go over to Celsius's place. I hear it's only 36 degrees over there.'

"Why is he not flying in formation?" "He can't spell."

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'