Pun Enthusiasts Gifts

'Quack'

"That's not what I meant when I said let's pull out all the stops."

"Genome, Henderson! We're working on the human genome!"

'Have you had a lot of experience as a web designer?'

'Do I have to say 'cheese'? I'm lactose intolerant!'

'Hey! My lower back pain! It's gone!'

"What do I recommend for dandruff? Wear a white coat."

Drink going for 'Fizzyotherapy'.

Wet paint ahead...mined where you step.

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'Tonight on the Gourmet Accountant - cooking the books.'

"So gentlemen, new ship, new crew, what say we start our inaugural team meeting with an ice-breaker?"

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

'His music teacher says he has Van Gogh's ear for music.'

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

"Well son - they're orthoducks."

Shingles Bar.

Well...That's what happens when you text and graze!

Neighborhood Watch.

Oh, how the Pickney bird twins longed for a world without idioms,

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

"Do you think we're using the right key word?"

Light and Heavy bulbs for sale.

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

School Crossing.

'Ideas that failed: A complete Set of Vowel Beams.'

Acupuncture

Lemon slot machine.

"Nothing to be concerned about. Short-term memory foam loss is very common in a mattress your age."

Tortoise Mobile Home Sale.

"I went out on a limb to hire you. Dolan."

"Do as I say, not as I dodo."

'Am I your first blind date?'

Venting