Pun Enthusiasts Pillows

Jar Jar Binx in a jar.

'Quack'

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

"That's not what I meant when I said let's pull out all the stops."

'Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior! Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!'

'Have you had a lot of experience as a web designer?'

"Genome, Henderson! We're working on the human genome!"

'Do I have to say 'cheese'? I'm lactose intolerant!'

'Hey! My lower back pain! It's gone!'

'No, no, you're looking for the school counselor. This is Guy Dance.'

"What do I recommend for dandruff? Wear a white coat."

'Tonight on the Gourmet Accountant - cooking the books.'

Wet paint ahead...mined where you step.

Drink going for 'Fizzyotherapy'.

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

"So gentlemen, new ship, new crew, what say we start our inaugural team meeting with an ice-breaker?"

'His music teacher says he has Van Gogh's ear for music.'

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

Neighborhood Watch.

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

'You better believe I'm getting a second opinion...CATaracts, my eye!'

Well...That's what happens when you text and graze!

"Well son - they're orthoducks."

Shingles Bar.

Oh, how the Pickney bird twins longed for a world without idioms,

Happy birthday to Ewe...'

"Do you think we're using the right key word?"

School Crossing.

'Ideas that failed: A complete Set of Vowel Beams.'

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

Lemon slot machine.

Tortoise Mobile Home Sale.

Light and Heavy bulbs for sale.