Pun Aficionados Pillows

'These homework patches reduce your cravings. This one is 'Chemistry,' but you can get them in any subject.'

Save the bacon,

Pick your own.

I'm not a career criminal - I'm more of a part-time volunteer.'

Pedants enter PIN.

Sailor in Car.

Graduated Cylinders...

'I made you a layer cake.'

The Great Sarcasmo

A rare glimpse of the African antennalope.

'Looks like another cancellation notice on our car insurance...'

"Can you hold for a second? I have Can Waiting."

Boomerang Birthdays.

'Zeon! How many times do i have to tell you! STOP Earthing the neighbours!'

Mind if we eat rural tonight?My doctor says I need more fibre in my diet.

'I'm better than you and you.'

"You mean they gave us alternative fracks?"

'I'm not very hungry - just bring me some chopsticks.'

Please Keep off the Grass...

"Shouldn't you be wearing a mask?"

Shakespeare Quote

Wal -Martyrs

"I think, therefore I can."

"So, what's your favourite band. . ?"

The why-the-long-face gag falls short.

'Your eyes are bloodshot.'

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

Rosie the 'Fan Dancer'

'Ok Phil, you can stop the trash talk now!'

Natural hand soap

The adorably cute Labradoor (A dog in the shape of a door)

Milk Monitor Lizards.

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'Let's say we spent the summer devouring literature. We ate alphabet soup, didn't we?'

Round Hole Corp