Punning Aficionados Pillows

"I'm married to a control freak!"

"Talk nerdy to me."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

baby sweetcorn...

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Satya Nutella

Sailor in Car.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Bangers and Mash

"Puss in cement boots"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

The Pink Bantha

"1-1"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Motorherd

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

A Club Sandwitch.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

DUNVOTIN

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

Cat Scan

Tequila Mockingbird

No jay walking.

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

Better Not Squash.