Punning Aficionado Pillows

"The struggle is peel."

Diner Grammar. Barley Soup. Mmmm, hearth! Barely soup. This is watery.

Blue Tit Bank.

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Satya Nutella

Sailor in Car.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"1-1"

Motorherd

Bangers and Mash

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

DUNVOTIN

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Cat Scan

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

No jay walking.

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Better Not Squash.

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Shell Fire

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

Litterary Dogs.