Punning Aficionado Mugs

"The struggle is peel."

Blue Tit Bank.

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Sailor in Car.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"1-1"

Bangers and Mash

Motorherd

DUNVOTIN

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Cat Scan

No jay walking.

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Litterary Dogs.

Shell Fire

Better Not Squash.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"