Sports Pun Aficionado Pillows

'Sorry - today's 'wild card special' was rained out.'

Lawyer to client with basketball head: 'I think your case is a slam dunk ... um ... no offense. Or defense, for that matter.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Sailor in Car.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"1-1"

Bangers and Mash

Motorherd

DUNVOTIN

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Cat Scan

No jay walking.

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Litterary Dogs.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Shell Fire

Better Not Squash.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."