Sports Pun Aficionado Pillows

'Sorry - today's 'wild card special' was rained out.'

Lawyer to client with basketball head: 'I think your case is a slam dunk ... um ... no offense. Or defense, for that matter.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Satya Nutella

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Sailor in Car.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"1-1"

Motorherd

Bangers and Mash

DUNVOTIN

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Cat Scan

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

No jay walking.

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Better Not Squash.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Litterary Dogs.

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Shell Fire