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'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Self Raising Flour

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Martial Arts

"Smite him, my son!"

Making Christmas Pudding.

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'