Punching Aficionado Prints

Attorney Punching Bag

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Self Raising Flour

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Martial Arts

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Smite him, my son!"

Making Christmas Pudding.

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'In this...um...part of the circle...'