Punching Enthusiast Pillows

'I think his hand's getting sore.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Thank goodness, SAVED by the Bell!'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"So, what are you reading?"

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

"Smite him, my son!"

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Self Raising Flour

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'Sir, Whipshank in accounting has dropped by to take a crack at your title.'

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Attorney Punching Bag

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'