Punching Bag Enthusiast Pillows

The knockout

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

'DO you know what time we start here?'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Self Raising Flour

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

"We should have taken a eweber."

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

Attorney Punching Bag

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'Wow...This could be the beginning of a fantastic career...A sales coach is waiting for you. He wants to hire you as a bad example.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"I'm married to a control freak!"

Cat boxer

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

Ask me about my uppercut.

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

Commuter X-Ray

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."