Punching Bag Enthusiast Pillows

The knockout

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'DO you know what time we start here?'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

Self Raising Flour

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"We should have taken a eweber."

"Which free tote goes best?"

Attorney Punching Bag

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'Wow...This could be the beginning of a fantastic career...A sales coach is waiting for you. He wants to hire you as a bad example.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"I'm married to a control freak!"

Cat boxer

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

Commuter X-Ray

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'