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Cat boxer

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Attorney Punching Bag

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

Ask me about my uppercut.

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

EU-budget fight

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'Boss, come here quick!'

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

The knockout

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

'I'm making a fortune. I tell everyone the punch is full of antioxidants.'

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

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"Good. Now punch in your password."

'I think his hand's getting sore.'

'Now try not to let this fella get in too close. He has a huge Right Cross.'

'Never heard that before.'

The old one, two...

He was always losing it.

'Try to stay away from the referee's left jab!'

'The champ has absolutely no respect for his opponent's punching power.'

'He's countering your right by throwning a left hook, crossing his right over your left jab, and upper cutting you when you work to his body...from where I stand, Tiger, you better STOP throwing punches.'

'I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...'

Thank goodness, SAVED by the Bell!'

"I tell ya champ, you're wasting your time trying to hit him in the head."

Concentrated Orange Juice

'OK, so he's got a big right hand!'

'Perhaps it'll stop them all hitting each other'.