Punching Pillows

Ask me about my uppercut.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Cake Free Zone

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"I'll have dessert first."

The Hockey Puckey

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Attorney Punching Bag

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

Banana Split

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'He has a great left hook,'

Cat boxer

EU-budget fight

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

The knockout

Wordilly Durdillies - Unidentified frying object

"Do you file your nails..?

'I need 1000 bucks to tide me over until my ship comes in!'

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

'I'm making a fortune. I tell everyone the punch is full of antioxidants.'

Predatory Loan Corp.

Oh, no! Another case of the hives!

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

"I knew I didn't need the Death by Chocolate."