Punching T-Shirts

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Cake Free Zone

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"I'll have dessert first."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Attorney Punching Bag

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

Banana Split

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

'He has a great left hook,'

Cat boxer

EU-budget fight

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'I need 1000 bucks to tide me over until my ship comes in!'

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

"Do you file your nails..?

Wordilly Durdillies - Unidentified frying object

The knockout

'I'm making a fortune. I tell everyone the punch is full of antioxidants.'

Predatory Loan Corp.

Oh, no! Another case of the hives!

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

"What do you mean you're just fifteen?"

"I knew I didn't need the Death by Chocolate."