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'I think his hand's getting sore.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Thank goodness, SAVED by the Bell!'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"So, what are you reading?"

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'DO you know what time we start here?'

Self Raising Flour

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Smite him, my son!"

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"We should have taken a eweber."

Attorney Punching Bag

Girl carries 'Act 2' sign in between rounds.

'Sir, Whipshank in accounting has dropped by to take a crack at your title.'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...