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"I tell ya champ, you're wasting your time trying to hit him in the head."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

Self Raising Flour

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

The pop-up book of fighters

"We should have taken a eweber."

Attorney Punching Bag

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Blue Tit Bank.

Cat boxer

"I'm married to a control freak!"

Ask me about my uppercut.

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

'In this corner for tonight's 'Out-Of-Court Settlement' bout ...!'

Heenan Sayers Fight- Heenan's New Training base, J Pocock's Farm near Bath

Muhammad Ali

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'