Punching Enthusiasts Mugs

"I tell ya champ, you're wasting your time trying to hit him in the head."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Self Raising Flour

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

The pop-up book of fighters

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"We should have taken a eweber."

Attorney Punching Bag

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

"I'm married to a control freak!"

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Blue Tit Bank.

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Cat boxer

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

'In this corner for tonight's 'Out-Of-Court Settlement' bout ...!'

Heenan Sayers Fight- Heenan's New Training base, J Pocock's Farm near Bath

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

"This is the way to f**cking do it."