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'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

"Good. Now punch in your password."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

The Hockey Puckey

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Attorney Punching Bag

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

'He has a great left hook,'

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'We could have saved an awful lot of bother and just given him a shot a hole.'

Cat boxer

Ask me about my uppercut.

EU-budget fight

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

"Cool! The boss just fist bumped me!"

A smiling woman wearing boxing gloves

'I need 1000 bucks to tide me over until my ship comes in!'

'I'm making a fortune. I tell everyone the punch is full of antioxidants.'

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

"I know, it's hideous! But I did a hell of a lot of sky punching during the World Cup and now I'm stuck with it."

Sammy Sosa

Out of work baker - I knead your dough.

'Have you noticed, he's all left hook?'

'I think his hand's getting sore.'

'You're still getting caught by those upper cuts.'

'Never heard that before.'

'He's countering your right by throwning a left hook, crossing his right over your left jab, and upper cutting you when you work to his body...from where I stand, Tiger, you better STOP throwing punches.'

Henry Cooper