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'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Elevator Pitch

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'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

'Are you done yet?'

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Quality Contorl.

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

Personal Cheerleader.

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

Ventriloquist's fete

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Attorney Punching Bag

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Cat boxer

'They balked our pitch.'

'He has a great left hook,'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

'Yes, that will work as an elevator pitch...if your potential client works in a skyscraper...'

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'