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'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

'Yes, that will work as an elevator pitch...if your potential client works in a skyscraper...'

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

'I've just had this really big idea.'

Personal Cheerleader.

"We're shopping around for a new agency, and we thought you people might be interested in making a pitch."

Sweet. Solid business plan, backed by a three-piece band.

Elevator Pitch

'My idea's quite simple really. Put the money in the bag!'

'Williams, the folks upstairs would like to see a copy of that speech you gave to those potential investors.'

"OK, let's go over your sales pitch one more time."

'They balked our pitch.'

'The sooner we move to a new stadium, the better!'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"I thought so Simkins - you're just yawning!"

"No. You tune to me. I have perfect pitch."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'Are you done yet?'

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'