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Swanking goal scorer churns up turf.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Elevator Pitch

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Football Crazy.

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'Mine was stone cold.'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

Personal Cheerleader.

'Any questions?'