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I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Elevator Pitch

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

Baseball Dreams

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

Football Crazy.

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

Personal Cheerleader.

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

Ryan Giggs

'As you know, gentlemen, innovation at the point of sale accounts for our competitive edge.'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

Look, Rusty, your fastball's working and your sinker's dropping perfectly. But if you can't stop chasing the ball after you throw it, I'm gonna have to put you down -- In the minors, Rusty. Oh! You should see your face!

'They balked our pitch.'