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'Objection, overruled. I'm going to allow that intentional brushback. But I'm warning you, counselor, you're treading on thin ice.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"They look like pickles."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Diving Cat.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I did it all from memory.'

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'