Pitch-perfect Prankster Mugs

'Objection, overruled. I'm going to allow that intentional brushback. But I'm warning you, counselor, you're treading on thin ice.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

Diving Cat.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Teddy Time Bears

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Clown Skis.