Purrrfect Prankster Mugs

Diving Cat.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"This will be hilarious!"

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Teddy Time Bears

'I did it all from memory.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."