Clever Prankster Mugs

"No, mom, you specifically said for me to get everything off the floor!"

'Geaorge's special credit card gave hin entry to many wonderful places'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I did it all from memory.'

'I could eat you.'

Teddy Time Bears

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"