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"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Input From The Front Office

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

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Football Crazy.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'We need someone on the outside.'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

'As you know, gentlemen, innovation at the point of sale accounts for our competitive edge.'

Football Countdown.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."