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"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Input From The Front Office

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

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Football Crazy.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

So what happens when you told Armstrong you wouldn't recite that Sinclair Broadcasting script? Oh, nothing. Sinclair sued me for everything I own, that's all. But the joke's on them: I've set up different LLC's for every aspect of my life. So all they could get were the assets of the LLC that they paid. This opens up a whole world of possibilities. I knew forming Rudy-has-next-to-nada LLC was a good idea. I am going to miss my ten cents and my broken wiffle ball, though.

'We need someone on the outside.'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Ryan Giggs

'As you know, gentlemen, innovation at the point of sale accounts for our competitive edge.'

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Football Countdown.

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Football anagrams: U.S.A. Has oil (Answer: Louis Saha)