Pitch Maintenance Perfectionist Mugs

Swanking goal scorer churns up turf.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Elevator Pitch

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Football Crazy.

'Mine was stone cold.'

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

Personal Cheerleader.

'Any questions?'

'You want to run that by me again?'