Pitch Master Mugs

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

Bring in the baritone. The bass' pitch is too low.

"Whoa! I've read some hare-brained, preposterous proposals in my day. . . so I guess one more won't hurt."

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Elevator Pitch

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

The Goalkeeper

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Wilfried Zaha

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Football Crazy.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can