Pitch Perfecter Pillows

'Yes, that will work as an elevator pitch...if your potential client works in a skyscraper...'

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

'I've just had this really big idea.'

Personal Cheerleader.

"We're shopping around for a new agency, and we thought you people might be interested in making a pitch."

Sweet. Solid business plan, backed by a three-piece band.

Elevator Pitch

'Williams, the folks upstairs would like to see a copy of that speech you gave to those potential investors.'

'They balked our pitch.'

'The sooner we move to a new stadium, the better!'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"I thought so Simkins - you're just yawning!"

"No. You tune to me. I have perfect pitch."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'Are you done yet?'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"