Pitch Perfect Pillows

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Richard was ahighly skilled salesman with an impressive track record of success.

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Elevator Pitch

The Goalkeeper

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

Football Crazy.

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

Personal Cheerleader.

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

'Any questions?'

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'You want to run that by me again?'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."