Pitch Perfect Mugs

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Richard was ahighly skilled salesman with an impressive track record of success.

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

". . . So I guess everyone is out."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Elevator Pitch

The Goalkeeper

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Football Crazy.

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

Personal Cheerleader.

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

'Any questions?'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."