Pitch Perfect Patient Mugs

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Elevator Pitch

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

The Goalkeeper

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Football Crazy.

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

Personal Cheerleader.

'Any questions?'

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

"Are you going to move?"