Pitch Perfector Pillows

Opera singer screaming at a mouse.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Elevator Pitch

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

Football Crazy.

Wilfried Zaha

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Personal Cheerleader.

'Any questions?'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'You want to run that by me again?'

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"