Punching Pro Mugs

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

"Good. Now punch in your password."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Attorney Punching Bag

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

Cat boxer

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

'We could have saved an awful lot of bother and just given him a shot a hole.'

'He has a great left hook,'

EU-budget fight

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'I need 1000 bucks to tide me over until my ship comes in!'

A smiling woman wearing boxing gloves

"Cool! The boss just fist bumped me!"

'I'm making a fortune. I tell everyone the punch is full of antioxidants.'

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

'Have you noticed, he's all left hook?'

"I know, it's hideous! But I did a hell of a lot of sky punching during the World Cup and now I'm stuck with it."

Out of work baker - I knead your dough.

'I think his hand's getting sore.'

'You're still getting caught by those upper cuts.'

'Never heard that before.'

'He's countering your right by throwning a left hook, crossing his right over your left jab, and upper cutting you when you work to his body...from where I stand, Tiger, you better STOP throwing punches.'

'The champ has absolutely no respect for his opponent's punching power.'

Henry Cooper

The old one, two...