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EU-budget fight

'Try to stay away from the referee's left jab!'

In the Guru District

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

U.S. Credit Rating

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?"

Torturing the English Language

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

The Jose Padilla Experience

Honest Boris

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

Fifty shades of Leveson.