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'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

CEO du Jour

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Where does it all end up?

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Obama Healthcare.

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

Budget

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?"

Greek Crisis

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

Statue of Security

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

Diner is served

Power/Expenditures

"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

'Take a letter,'

"As a cost-cutting measure, for our fall list we have decided to bypass traditional bookstore sales and subsequent remaindering, and instead go directly to the shredder."

'This isn't an easy business- you have to stoop low and be high-handed at the same time.'

The Arab Autumn

Jeff Sessions

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

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