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'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Eldrow

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Cake Free Zone

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"I'll have dessert first."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

Bake-a-thon.

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

Making Christmas Pudding.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

"As a cost-cutting measure, for our fall list we have decided to bypass traditional bookstore sales and subsequent remaindering, and instead go directly to the shredder."