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'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Cake Free Zone

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"I'll have dessert first."

"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Making Christmas Pudding.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

Bake-a-thon.

"As a cost-cutting measure, for our fall list we have decided to bypass traditional bookstore sales and subsequent remaindering, and instead go directly to the shredder."

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.