Pun Puncher Pillows

Concentrated Orange Juice

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

I will study my speling words...

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"Bed Spread"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Dogs life

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'Your Grounded!'

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

"Dogs are men."

"What can I say? I was an English major."

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'His vocabulary is growing by leaps and soap bubbles.'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

Biology Laboratory: No Cellfies

"Hey, Sisyphus, when you've got a minute I'd like to discuss this progress report with you."

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

Card shark

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

Barbed Pen

"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."

"I like my World History teacher. If I get a 'C,' he calls it 'trying hard.' If I get a 'B,' he calls it 'studying hard'."

'I had a birdie on the seventh and an eagle on the ninth...delicious!'