Pun Puncher Pillows

Concentrated Orange Juice

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

I will study my speling words...

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"Bed Spread"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Dogs life

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

'Your Grounded!'

"Dogs are men."

"What can I say? I was an English major."

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'His vocabulary is growing by leaps and soap bubbles.'

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

The Hockey Puckey

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

Biology Laboratory: No Cellfies

"Hey, Sisyphus, when you've got a minute I'd like to discuss this progress report with you."

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

Barbed Pen

Card shark

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."

"I like my World History teacher. If I get a 'C,' he calls it 'trying hard.' If I get a 'B,' he calls it 'studying hard'."