Punny Pounder Pillows

Weight and Fortune.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Dogs life

Dog Walker

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

'Not too serious just a couple of particles collided.'

'Play dead.'

". . . But, according to your cat, you had a fur ball contract."

"Find another place to dump that crap. This stall is occupied."

"My wife disposes all of my disposable income."

"He's a shiitake."

Why cats don't cook. (sign on wall reads: Federal Law requires all employees to wear hairnets)

"So the vet says, 'If this is my thermometer, then where's my pen?' . . . Get it!? . . . IS this thing on!?"

'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

"I'd like to let you go, Willy, but this is your third offense."

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

"Duffer, Penny, Bailey & Coco. Attorneys at Gnaw."

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'