Punting Aficionado Pillows

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Satya Nutella

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"1-1"

Bangers and Mash

Motorherd

DUNVOTIN

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

Cat Scan

No jay walking.

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Litterary Dogs.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Better Not Squash.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."