Pun Enthusiast Pillows

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

The Sun Comes Out

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dermatologist: Rash decisions made here.

'Whenever I complained that my feet were killing me, nobody believed me.'

Eye, ear, nose and throat specialist with owl, rabbit, elephant and giraffe in waiting room.

"I'm afraid you have a yeast infection."

E-Y-E patients only.

'Someday I'm going to quite this dam job.'

Piano-Tuning Bar

Cows sign 'Thank you for not tipping."

"Do you mind if I interrupt your train of thought with my stream of consciousness?"

"The judicial rulings are over here. That section is all lawyer jokes."

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"Alright, who's the ringleader?"

"At least you didn't get the axe."

"Vinnie, we gotta talk about what 'bookmaking' means."

"What's your problem?"

'Perkins! The correct term for this operation is transplant. Not cut and paste!!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

Various Birds of Pray.

'Look daddy,look! I'm exactly 3 feet tall!' (a child foot getting measured for height).

"It's snail mail. It's written very small I'll read it to you."

Car boot sale - and car shoe sale.

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

Rattlecornsnake

"Oh honey, I'm homo!"

Nude Defending a Staircase

"The plea bargain was for a slap on the wrist, not a smack on the head!"

Sock Drawer

Mine Host.

A truck salts the road.

Caution: Trees obscuring view of forest next 5 miles.

'That's true. We did advertise for someone who 'works well under pressure'...'

"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."