Pun Enthusiast Prints

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

The Sun Comes Out

Speech Therapy.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dermatologist: Rash decisions made here.

'Whenever I complained that my feet were killing me, nobody believed me.'

Eye, ear, nose and throat specialist with owl, rabbit, elephant and giraffe in waiting room.

"I'm afraid you have a yeast infection."

E-Y-E patients only.

'Someday I'm going to quite this dam job.'

Piano-Tuning Bar

Cows sign 'Thank you for not tipping."

"Do you mind if I interrupt your train of thought with my stream of consciousness?"

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"The judicial rulings are over here. That section is all lawyer jokes."

"Vinnie, we gotta talk about what 'bookmaking' means."

"Alright, who's the ringleader?"

"At least you didn't get the axe."

"What's your problem?"

"Can you keep a secret?"

A skip full of fools.

'Perkins! The correct term for this operation is transplant. Not cut and paste!!'

'Look daddy,look! I'm exactly 3 feet tall!' (a child foot getting measured for height).

Various Birds of Pray.

"It's snail mail. It's written very small I'll read it to you."

Sock Drawer

Nude Defending a Staircase

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

Car boot sale - and car shoe sale.

"The plea bargain was for a slap on the wrist, not a smack on the head!"

"Oh honey, I'm homo!"

Rattlecornsnake

Mine Host.

A truck salts the road.

Caution: Trees obscuring view of forest next 5 miles.