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"Never, ever, think outside the box."

Dickens' First Encounter with a Martini

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

'It's worse than I thought: the frog in your throat has a frog in its throat.'

'Nice to see you again. We must do ants sometime.'

"You may approach the bench."

Dentimony.

'We're here to question mar.'

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"So, you're telling me that my assets have been frozen?"

Banoonoos: 'They've been phonetically modified.'

'I heard he was a thesaurus editor.'

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

'Okay, this guy isn't talking. You can kill the headlights Sam.'

Let's learn English.

'In here, insider trading has a whole new meaning.'

"You can't 'unfollow' me - I'm your shepherd."

Satanic man with 'Know Fear' t-shirt

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Berlitz Guide to Dentalese.

"Okay, I think I've got the general thrust"

'I don't care what the orthodontist says, you're not getting braces!'

'Mrs. McWit, reshelving encyclopedias, slips a disk, proving again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

'We're 'musketeers', Dartagnian! That's M...u...s..' (Dartagnian has on mouse ears.)

Hermit crab to snail: '...And that's my life story in a nutshell.'

"Drawing blood again?"

Shop Lifting/Lift Shopping

"She's all plastic."

'I like tennis - I've always been into mixed doubles.'

The Mousetrap 'I reviewed it as "Thoroughly unpleasant".'

'Your trumpet solo is coming up. Whatever you do - don't blow it!'

Lady Doctor: 'I can fit you with a prosthetic.' Dog: 'A faux paw?'

'Let's go over to Celsius's place. I hear it's only 36 degrees over there.'

'It used to be much smaller until I answered a email about how I could enlarge my instrument and improve my performance.'

Highway sign: Fortunate, Less Fortunate and Unfortuate.