Pawn Shop Aficionado Gifts

"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own..."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Transylvanian backpackers.

Satya Nutella

The Rubber Ball Company

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Motorherd

Bangers and Mash

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"1-1"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

DUNVOTIN

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Cat Scan

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

No jay walking.

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

Bobbies library of jeans

Litterary Dogs.

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Better Not Squash.

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."